My name is Squiggles. I am almost 3 months old! During my mortal probation, I have been busy eating, eating, and eating. Sometimes I eat for 2 or 3 hours straight... that's Actually how I got fat. Check out the Michelins on my thighs!
I went to the doctor's Monday, and I weigh 11 pounds! I've also ditched my conditions of being orange and acne-fied. 
And developed very pretty, blue eyes.
Don't worry, I still love to fart. It's my favorite thing to do.
P.S. I'm getting better, but I still go cross-eyed when I try to look at my mommy. I think it's because she has werewolf eyebrows, so I try to refocus, hoping they'll look more human.
She is so fat. And adorable. She's completely squishy. I love her.
ReplyDeletetoo funny--I know what it's like to feed a baby for two hours. . .it's a good thing you can type one handed. i love amelia's chin. and her lips. and her chubby legs. and, well, just her. and her mom :-)
ReplyDeleteYou really are hilarious - I love your writing. Baby Squiggles just gets cuter by the post! Loving the thighs! (I wish big thighs looked as cute on me as they do on her). :)
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